Socrates Retro T-Shirt: Humorous Philosophy Tee for Thinkers

Looking for a shirt that brings ancient wisdom with a touch of irony? This Socrates graphic blends classical philosophy with a retro-modern twist. Featuring the iconic Greek philosopher in rainbow sunglasses and a pink flower, it’s the perfect mix of humor and intellect. Great for debate lovers, students, or anyone who enjoys questioning everything—even their wardrobe.

PRODUCTION & PURCHASE NOTE
All items are made to order and printed with care in the USA. Please double-check your size and color choices before purchasing, as each item is custom-produced just for you!

🅲️ DTG PRINTING NOTE
This design is printed using high-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, ensuring vibrant colors, crisp lines, and long-lasting wear — wash after wash.

🅳️ PRODUCT DETAILS
👕 Gildan 64000 – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

100% ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)

Lightweight and breathable feel (4.5 oz/yd²)

Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label

👕 Gildan 18000 – Unisex Sweatshirt

50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece

Classic fit with double-needle stitching

Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex

👕 Gildan 18500 – Unisex Hoodie

Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend

Front pouch pocket & matching drawstring

Air-jet yarn for reduced pilling

Available High-Contrast Colors:

Gildan White → Bella Canvas: White / Comfort Colors: White

Gildan Black → Bella Canvas: Black / Comfort Colors: Pepper

Gildan Dark Chocolate → Bella Canvas: Brown / Comfort Colors: Chocolate

Gildan Dark Heather → Bella Canvas: Dark Gray Heather / Comfort Colors: Pepper

Gildan Heather Navy → Bella Canvas: Heather Navy / Comfort Colors: Midnight

Gildan Military Green → Bella Canvas: Military Green / Comfort Colors: Moss

Gildan Navy → Bella Canvas: Navy / Comfort Colors: Navy

Gildan Sport Gray → Bella Canvas: Athletic Heather / Comfort Colors: Grey

Gildan Charcoal → Bella Canvas: Charcoal / Comfort Colors: Granite


🅵️ EMOTIONAL BENEFITS
✅ Be the boldest version of you — with a tee that speaks your expressions
✅ A guaranteed conversation starter for retro lovers & pop art fans
✅ Feel good, look fierce — effortlessly cool and totally you