Sarcastic Astronaut T-Shirt: Funny Retro Sci-Fi Space Tee

Embrace your inner cosmic janitor with this hilarious space t-shirt. Featuring a wry astronaut who knows the universe won't clean itself, this retro sci-fi tee is perfect for anyone with a self-aware sense of humor.

Whether you're a space lover, an astrophysics student, or simply tired of your own mundane pursuits, this t-shirt says it all. A witty gift for the nerd in your life or a great way to add a touch of cosmic comedy to your own wardrobe.

👕 Gildan 64000 – Softstyle® T-Shirt
Modern fit, ultra-soft fabric, made for custom prints.

Key Features:
4.5 oz/yd² (US) / 7.5 oz/lyd (CA)

100% ring-spun cotton (heather/antique colors include poly blends)

Semi-fitted cut with a soft, stylish drape

Taped shoulders and double-stitched hems for durability

Tear-away label for easy rebranding

Lightweight and breathable

OEKO-TEX® certified & Better Cotton™ approved

Perfect For:
Everyday wear, print-on-demand designs, summer collections, minimalist or graphic styles.

👚 Gildan 18000 – Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic fit, cozy interior, timeless unisex appeal.

Key Features:
8 oz/yd² (US) / 13.3 oz/lyd (CA)

50% cotton / 50% polyester

Classic relaxed fit — not too baggy, not too slim

Soft, brushed fleece interior for warmth and comfort

1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

Durable double-needle stitching

Tear-away label

Perfect For:
Fall & winter collections, unisex loungewear, embroidered or printed logos, neutral wardrobe staples.

🧥 Gildan 18500 – Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
Kangaroo pocket, soft fleece lining, ideal for bold prints.

Key Features:
8 oz/yd² (US) / 13.5 oz/lyd (CA)

50% cotton / 50% polyester blend

Unisex standard fit with drop shoulder

Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings

Kangaroo front pouch pocket

Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

Tear-away label

Brushed interior for a soft, cozy feel

Perfect For:
Streetwear designs, graphic hoodies, chilly weather layering, casual and urban styles.