Funny Skeleton Coffee T-Shirt: Retro Dark Humor Graphic Tee

Embrace the chaos with a bit of dark humor in our "Mentally Ill, But Totally Chill" shirt. This sarcastic skeleton shirt perfectly captures the feeling of being overwhelmed on the inside while keeping a cool exterior. It's an ideal piece for anyone who uses humor to navigate life's stresses and makes a thoughtful gift for a friend who gets it.

This unique graphic tee is more than just clothing; it's a statement. Perfect for casual wear, this top is sure to start conversations and connect you with others who share your witty perspective on mental health. Stay comfy while you're being totally chill.

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Our prints are crystal‑clear and vibrant, so when you slip on one of our shirts, you’ll feel like you’re wearing something from a top‑shelf designer—guaranteed!

📦 Shipping & Processing

• Orders are prepared within 24 hours on business days (weekends excluded)
• Rarely takes up to 48 hours during high order volumes
• Shipping to US takes 3–7 business days after dispatch
• International shipping times may vary by destination

🔁 Returns & Exchanges

• We only accept returns or exchanges if the item is damaged or defective, within 30 days of delivery
• We do not accept returns or exchanges due to personal preference (e.g., size, color, style change)
• Our products are made-to-order with high-quality materials and vibrant prints

💬 Need Help or Customization?

• You can contact us anytime – we respond quickly and love to help!
• Want a different color from our catalog? Just let us know – all options are in stock
• Minor design or wording adjustments may also be possible – feel free to ask!

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Comfort Colors 1717

Elevate your casual wardrobe with the Comfort Colors® Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt (1717). Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this premium tee combines soft, breathable fabric with a garment-dyed process for a lived-in, vintage feel and minimal shrinkage. Perfect for those who appreciate both comfort and durability, this shirt is ideal for everyday wear and long-lasting style.

Fabric & Composition
Weight: 6.1 oz./yd² (US) | 10 oz/L yd (CA) – providing a substantial yet comfortable feel
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton with 30 singles for superior softness and durability
Garment-Dyed Process: Creates a rich, vintage look with shades that remain vibrant for the life of the garment and ensures minimal shrinkage after washing
Fit & Features
Relaxed Fit: Designed for a comfortable, laid-back fit that’s perfect for all-day wear
Topstitched Rib Collar: Classic width for durability and a clean finish
Shoulder-to-Shoulder Twill Tape: Reinforces the shirt for added strength and comfort
Signature Twill Label: Adds a touch of premium craftsmanship to the design
Sustainability & Ethical Manufacturing
Proud Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting sustainable cotton farming practices
Made with OEKO-TEX® Certified Low-Impact Dyes, ensuring responsible production and reducing environmental impact
Pigment Dye Process: Offers a vintage look and feel, with salt-free pigments for cleaner dyeing and more sustainable colors
Socially Conscious Manufacturing:
Made in facilities partnered with the Fair Labor Association to ensure fair working conditions
WRAP-Certified, upholding high standards of social and environmental responsibility
Dyeing Details
Pigment-Dye Colors: Provide a rich, lived-in aesthetic that will last through the life of the garment. The pigment dye process attaches insoluble color particles to the fabric’s surface, creating a unique, slightly faded look.
Reactive-Dye Colors: Offer a more traditional dyed appearance, retaining the same softness and durability.
Note: Some colors are transitioning from Reactive/Direct Dye to Pigment Dye, so inventory may be mixed during this period.
Reactive Dye Colors: Black, Chili, China Blue, Granite, Graphite, Midnight, Mystic Blue, Paprika, Red, Sage, Sapphire, Topaz Blue, True Navy, and White.
Pigment Dye Colors: Banana, Chambray, Island Green, Lagoon Blue, Sapphire, Terracotta, and Washed Denim.
With its premium cotton fabric, vintage-inspired dye process, and commitment to sustainability, the Comfort Colors® Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt offers a timeless, eco-conscious choice that you’ll enjoy wearing for years to come.