$8.77 $11.70
Some days, your internal chaos isn't meant to be contained; it's a public service announcement. This is the uniform for those days, a wearable warning sign powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and the unshakeable desire to be left alone.
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👕 T-SHIRT (Comfort Colors 1717)
Authentic Vintage, Without the Wait. Get that lived-in, loved-for-years look instantly! Crafted from the iconic Comfort Colors 1717 and finished with our eco-friendly DTG printing to give prints that perfectly muted, vintage-soft finish.
✨ SWEATSHIRT (Gildan 18000)
Your Go-To for Cozy Comfort. The classic crewneck that you'll reach for again and again. Built for ultimate comfort with a durable, soft fleece interior, this Gildan 18000 is a true workhorse, featuring our long-lasting DTG print.
🧥 HOODIE (Gildan 18500)
Warmth, Comfort, and Style Combined. This isn't just a hoodie; it's your new comfort zone. The Gildan 18500 features a warm, double-lined hood and a convenient front pouch pocket. The perfect heavy blend for chilly days.
Emotion-Driven Benefits:
Embrace the Chaos: A wearable permission slip to not have it all together.
A Conversation Stopper (and Starter): The perfect way to communicate your mood without saying a word.
Find Your People: Instantly connect with others who share your beautifully dark sense of humor.
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