Sarcastic Skull Snail Graphic Tee: Dark Humor T-Shirt

Embrace your dark sense of humor with this expertly designed slow revenge snail shirt. Featuring a unique gothic illustration of a snail that finally delivered on its promise, this sarcastic skull tee is the perfect statement piece for those who know that patience isn't just a virtue—it's a weapon.

This isn't just another graphic tee; it's a mood. The "Told you I was coming" design captures that deeply satisfying feeling of an inevitable victory, making it the perfect dark humor gift for your most patient (and savage) friend. A standout piece for your alt clothing collection, it’s guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations.

👕 Gildan 64000 – Softstyle® T-Shirt
Modern fit, ultra-soft fabric, made for custom prints.

Key Features:
4.5 oz/yd² (US) / 7.5 oz/lyd (CA)

100% ring-spun cotton (heather/antique colors include poly blends)

Semi-fitted cut with a soft, stylish drape

Taped shoulders and double-stitched hems for durability

Tear-away label for easy rebranding

Lightweight and breathable

OEKO-TEX® certified & Better Cotton™ approved

Perfect For:
Everyday wear, print-on-demand designs, summer collections, minimalist or graphic styles.

👚 Gildan 18000 – Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic fit, cozy interior, timeless unisex appeal.

Key Features:
8 oz/yd² (US) / 13.3 oz/lyd (CA)

50% cotton / 50% polyester

Classic relaxed fit — not too baggy, not too slim

Soft, brushed fleece interior for warmth and comfort

1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

Durable double-needle stitching

Tear-away label

Perfect For:
Fall & winter collections, unisex loungewear, embroidered or printed logos, neutral wardrobe staples.

🧥 Gildan 18500 – Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
Kangaroo pocket, soft fleece lining, ideal for bold prints.

Key Features:
8 oz/yd² (US) / 13.5 oz/lyd (CA)

50% cotton / 50% polyester blend

Unisex standard fit with drop shoulder

Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings

Kangaroo front pouch pocket

Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

Tear-away label

Brushed interior for a soft, cozy feel

Perfect For:
Streetwear designs, graphic hoodies, chilly weather layering, casual and urban styles.