Trash King Raccoon Graphic Tee: Funny Sarcastic Animal Shirt

[Sarcastic] Ever felt like your realm is ruled by discarded pizza slices and empty soda cans? The Trash Is My Kingdom raccoon graphic crowns you monarch of the mess in delightfully irreverent style.

B. Purchase Note
Please review all photos, including the size charts, before placing your order. Select your desired Style/Color from the first dropdown menu, and your Size from the second. It’s that easy!

C. DTG Print Description
Printed using high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) technology, this design is eco-friendly, breathable, and vivid. For lasting vibrancy, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Orders ship within 1 business day, excluding weekends.

D. Product Descriptions

👕 Gildan 64000 – T-Shirt:
This isn’t just another tee; it’s our go-to canvas for every design. We picked the Gildan 64000 for its premium soft cotton and modern, unisex fit that feels less like a box and more like a shirt you’ll actually want to wear. Our specialized eco-friendly printing process ensures the design becomes part of the fabric, resulting in a vibrant, durable print that’s built to last.

✨ Gildan 18000 – Sweatshirt:
Meet your new favorite sweatshirt—the one you’ll have to stop yourself from wearing every single day. Its classic crewneck style and ridiculously soft fleece interior make it the undisputed champion of comfort. The sturdy, heavy-blend fabric provides the perfect backdrop for our vibrant, eco-friendly prints, ensuring your design stays sharp wash after wash.

🧥 Gildan 18500 – Hoodie:
A trusty hoodie is non-negotiable, and this is our top pick. Crafted from a durable heavy blend, it’s designed to keep you warm when the temperature (or your patience) drops. The double-lined hood offers a strategic retreat from the world, and the front pouch pocket is the perfect catch-all for your essentials. On this premium base, your design is printed with our high-quality, eco-friendly inks that are made to last.

🧵 Prefer a different vibe?
All designs are printed on Gildan by default, but you can request a premium garment instead.
• Bella Canvas 3001 offers a lightweight, ultra-soft feel with a modern fit—perfect for everyday minimalists.
• Comfort Colors 1717 is pigment-dyed, heavier, and designed for that perfectly worn-in vintage look.
Just type “Bella” or “Comfort” in the personalization box with your desired color.

E. Bella Canvas & Comfort Colors Mapping
Gildan: Black → Bella Canvas 3001: Black / Comfort Colors 1717: Black
Gildan: Navy → Bella Canvas 3001: Navy / Comfort Colors 1717: Navy
Gildan: Charcoal → Bella Canvas 3001: Dark Grey / Comfort Colors 1717: Graphite
Gildan: Forest → Bella Canvas 3001: Army / Comfort Colors 1717: Moss
Gildan: Dark Chocolate → Bella Canvas 3001: Brown / Comfort Colors 1717: Espresso
Gildan: Cardinal Red → Bella Canvas 3001: Canvas Red / Comfort Colors 1717: Crimson
Gildan: Red → Bella Canvas 3001: Red / Comfort Colors 1717: Red
Gildan: Royal → Bella Canvas 3001: True Royal / Comfort Colors 1717: Royal Caribe
Gildan: Purple → Bella Canvas 3001: Team Purple / Comfort Colors 1717: No close match
Gildan: Sport Gray → Bella Canvas 3001: Dark Grey / Comfort Colors 1717: Gray

F. Emotional Bullet Points
• Express your individuality through design that roars louder than words.
• Feel the confidence of quality, comfort, and eco-conscious style in one.
• Make your statement last with prints that endure like your spirit.