Funny Zombie Halloween Shirt | Retro Comic Graphic Tee

For everyone who's ever wanted to bring home a stray... of the undead variety. This sarcastic "My First Pet" design captures the hilarious dark humor of mixing 1950s innocence with a classic horror movie monster, making it the perfect shirt for any zombie fan with a witty side.

Retro Comic Aesthetic: A vibrant, detailed illustration with the look and feel of a vintage mid-century storybook.

Comfortable Unisex Fit: A relaxed and comfortable fit that's perfect for everyone.

High-Quality Print: Made with a durable printing process to keep your pet zombie looking fresh and colorful, wash after wash.

Soft & Durable Fabric: Ideal for fending off the apocalypse or just lounging on the couch.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for best results. Do not iron directly on the graphic.

Sizing: Please check our sizing chart in the images to find your perfect fit.

📦 Shipping & Processing

• Orders are prepared within 24 hours on business days (weekends excluded)
• Rarely takes up to 48 hours during high order volumes
• Shipping to US takes 3–7 business days after dispatch
• International shipping times may vary by destination

🔁 Returns & Exchanges

• We only accept returns or exchanges if the item is damaged or defective, within 30 days of delivery
• We do not accept returns or exchanges due to personal preference (e.g., size, color, style change)
• Our products are made-to-order with high-quality materials and vibrant prints

💬 Need Help or Customization?

• You can contact us anytime – we respond quickly and love to help!
• Want a different color from our catalog? Just let us know – all options are in stock
• Minor design or wording adjustments may also be possible – feel free to ask!

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👕 Gildan 64000 – Softstyle® T-Shirt
Modern fit, ultra-soft fabric, made for custom prints.

Key Features:
4.5 oz/yd² (US) / 7.5 oz/lyd (CA)

100% ring-spun cotton (heather/antique colors include poly blends)

Semi-fitted cut with a soft, stylish drape

Taped shoulders and double-stitched hems for durability

Tear-away label for easy rebranding

Lightweight and breathable

OEKO-TEX® certified & Better Cotton™ approved

Perfect For:
Everyday wear, print-on-demand designs, summer collections, minimalist or graphic styles.

👚 Gildan 18000 – Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Classic fit, cozy interior, timeless unisex appeal.

Key Features:
8 oz/yd² (US) / 13.3 oz/lyd (CA)

50% cotton / 50% polyester

Classic relaxed fit — not too baggy, not too slim

Soft, brushed fleece interior for warmth and comfort

1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

Durable double-needle stitching

Tear-away label

Perfect For:
Fall & winter collections, unisex loungewear, embroidered or printed logos, neutral wardrobe staples.

🧥 Gildan 18500 – Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
Kangaroo pocket, soft fleece lining, ideal for bold prints.

Key Features:
8 oz/yd² (US) / 13.5 oz/lyd (CA)

50% cotton / 50% polyester blend

Unisex standard fit with drop shoulder

Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings

Kangaroo front pouch pocket

Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

Tear-away label

Brushed interior for a soft, cozy feel

Perfect For:
Streetwear designs, graphic hoodies, chilly weather layering, casual and urban styles.